And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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