you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize