He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Damn victory sex feels great
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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