i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
