I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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