Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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