but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
