I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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