My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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