is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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