this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize