I feel great
I just peed on a car
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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