real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Randomize
