This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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