do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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