for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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