so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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