Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she smelled like a LAN party
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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