I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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