great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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