party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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