he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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