i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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