I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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