how can u be prego again
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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