i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
