talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i will never coherently bang her
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
