Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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