ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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