Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
