I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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