Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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