you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
