# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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