Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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