Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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