They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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