is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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