I wish my penis had an off switch
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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