I'm going to jail i love you
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
honey bunches of taint.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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