How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fuck appropriateness.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So many bounce houses so little time
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
And my parents said I crawled through the house
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
