this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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