Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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