But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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