I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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