we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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