How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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