your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Gay?
German.
Pity.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
FUCK WHALES
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