Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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