There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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