I hope mine doesn't look like that
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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