Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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