I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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