i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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