someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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